Another joke from my sister that teaches, be careful what you wish for. 
The Wedding Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling, husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand and poof…the husband became 92 years old!
The moral of this story: men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.
