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Bubbles And Bonking

Vicky — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:45:01 +0000

There’s something about a bubble bath that just says filthy hardcore porn star sex, don’t you think? Sure, there’s all those romantic overtones, but when it comes down to it you can’t ignore the feelings aroused by all those sensual slick bubbles and you just have to fuck like there’s no tomorrow. Like our sexy couple here. They manage to get up to all kinds of fabulous carnal hijinks while still keeping the water warm.

Check out all the fantastic bubbly hardcore pics at For The Girls.

A Devilishly Handsome Man

Vicky — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 09:00:01 +0000

Mick’s gorgeous body is enough to turn heads but when he wields those “fuck me” eyes and that incredible devilish smile, it’s enough to make you want to sell your soul.

See all of Mick’s stunning naked photos at For The Girls Ezine and Erotica for Women.

The Geography of Women and Men

Vicky — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 17:02:30 +0000

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
Has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages …
Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
The Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Updated Steamy Erotica For Her’s Centerfold today

Vicky — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:45:16 +0000

I’m a little behind due to the holidays, but just got the new centerfold added today to Steamy Erotica For Her. Paul. This geeky web designer shows that he has quite the bod under those office clothes.

My Mamo scared the crap out of me

Vicky — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:54:23 +0000

Well had my Mammogram today, and I have to admit the tech told me more tips on looking for breast cancer then I’ve ever heard before. I asked her if I could look at the x-rays, and she said sure. She flipped those babies up on the light box and boom, huge white mass on my right side.

I get cysts, but all my cysts have been perfectly round, and this isn’t. Keeping fingers crossed that everything is ok.

Romantic sex on the couch

Vicky — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:42:14 +0000

Ok Porn has a lot of hardcore in and out pictures. I like those too. But I also like foreplay pictures. Where couples lick, kiss, touch and explore each other. With closed eyes and expressions you can tell they are REALLY into it, not just acting for the camera.

Take Evan and Gwen, one of the latest couples on Romantic Couples For Her. I posted up a gallery today of this couple that features a lot of foreplay, kissing and licking pics like the one below. Oh and a few juicy sex pics too. Click here to see all the free pics in this romantic gallery of porn.

Costumed couple make love on the setee

Vicky — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:15:55 +0000

I love costumed erotica. There is something about couples wearing turn of the century (well 18th century, not turn of the 20th century, lol) clothes that really turns me on. It seems so naughty if she is dressed in one of those floor length dresses, and he has on the spiffy outfit and hose and they lift up and take down just enough to screw. I can picture trysts happening just that way. Because lets face it, layers of petticoats, bloomers, and dresses a woman just isn’t going to fully undress for a quicky.

Check out the free gallery of costumed erotica I posted up today just for the ladies by clicking here.

A Gorgeous Groin

Vicky — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 04:45:00 +0000

Gustav here certainly makes for a lovely piece of eye candy. He’s very good looking in a puppyish kind of way, and those groin muscles are just amazing. He’s got quite a hot cock to boot.

You’ll find more naked, hard photos of Gustav at For The Girls – quality erotica for women.

Costume erotica always makes me wet

Vicky — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 22:48:29 +0000

I just posted up a gallery today for my fantasy worlds for women site featuring a couple in 18th century costumes getting down. There is just something really decadant about a guy dressed like a count…maybe it is all those historical romance novels I’ve read in my life…that really turns me on with this style of porn. I also have to admit this particular set, I’m built an awful lot like the women in the pics, so it is easy to put myself in her place. (although I don’t have her legs, dammit, mine are shorter than that, lol)

Anyways, check out the pics, this busty grande dame gets a really good dicking from this horny count.

The economy and porn

Vicky — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:54:26 +0000

I haven’t written about the economy, because I like keeping this blog more of an upbeat blog with juicy pics for women. But I have to admit, it has been a roller coaster ride for this pornographer the last few weeks just like everyone else in America.

The day after the Dow Jones fell over 700 points the first time, my sales were about $5.00 for the day. Now given I am 100% self employed, I panicked. Unlike some in this industry, who have spouses who might have a job offline, I don’t. My husband and I spread our time between our adult sites, and some craft things we do at local craft fairs. $5.00 a day will not pay the mortgage, so I doubled up on the time spent on promoting my porn.

It has paid off. My sales ended up in September being just slightly down from August despite about a week of very slow sales. And so far this month, they are looking like they will be back on track to improve slightly over last month.

Porn, thankfully, is one industry that tends to be recession resistant. When people can’t spend money on gas to take trips, and costs of everything is rising higher and higher because of transportation costs of getting your physical goods to you, porn prices have stayed stable, or gone down slightly. So you are getting more bang for your buck in porn as an entertainment source, then almost anything else. That is good news to those of us who make a living at this.

I’m not getting rich in porn, in fact I barely cover my bills with a little extra for food and necessary expenses. I don’t live in a lavish home, or travel around the world. I grow organic veggies in a backyard garden to save money, and ride a little 49cc scooter whenever possible to save on gas prices. Splurging to me is being able to buy a DVD to watch with my hubby. In other words, I’m like a lot of Americans in the lower middle class bracket who hope the next president helps us with health care costs, and reduced taxes.

So I wish to say for all the surfers who have signed up for adult sites I promote on my blog. Thanks. I really appreciate it. Your support keeps me going, keeps food on my table, and gas in my scooter tank. Support the economy, buy porn!

Bad Boy

Vicky — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 20:30:01 +0000

Mmmm. Alex here is one hell of a hottie. He just oozes bad boy charm, fraught with brooding, languid sexuality. Those “fuck me eyes” are enough to make me go weak at the knees.

All of Alex’s gorgeous male centerfold nude photos are at For The Girls – an amazing porn site for women.

Zack is hiding some great muscles under that shirt…

Vicky — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:41:03 +0000

When I first saw Zack standing in his over sized shirt with that shy half smile, he looked a bit like a nerd who is wearing contacts. But when he peeled off that shirt and showed those perfect pecs….mercy the guy makes me want to lick him. Check out his gallery of pics I posted up today by clicking here, or all my sexy muscle men at my site…sexy muscle men.

Sexy Wrestle

Vicky — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:40:01 +0000

Here’s an unusual porn photo. It’s certainly not your standard glamour sex pic but you know what? It’s fantastic. This couple are obviously having a wonderful, playful and sexy wrestle with each other and we all know how those kinds of wrestles tend to end up. Hot and passionate fucking.

And look at those fabulous smiley face undies. Cool

Check out all the unusual and sexy couples photos at For The Girls – erotica for women.

This gardener gets seduced by two turn of the century ladies

Vicky — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:31:39 +0000

I love costume fantasies. I have always wondered what it would be like to wear all those dresses, and petticoats…probably hot, lol. But there is just something very erotic about sex in turn of the century costumes. These pics are from a series of pics you will find on my site Fantasy Worlds For Women. There I explore all kinds of fantasy scenarios, from femdoms, to turn of the century costumes….bosses and secretaries to roman orgies. Explore all your fantasies today….think I’ll go find a gardener…

Dex Almost Shows Us His Nether Regions

Vicky — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:40:01 +0000

Dex stretches leisurely on the rooftop… and his shorts damned near fall off. This photo is delicious because it teases a little. Those wonderful, ropey groin muscles offer a promise of what’s hidden inside his underwear. How many times have you seen a guy wearing too-low shorts at the beach and found yourself tracing the line of those muscles, wishing you could see just that tiny bit more?

Of course, Dex does more than just tease in this photo set; he happily gets the tackle out and shows it off. And yes, it’s worth looking at. See all of Dex at For The Girls.

Nude Guy With A Mischievous Smile

Vicky — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 23:25:01 +0000

Seth here has a very mischievous smile that’s quite adorable. What’s also appealing are those impressive groin muscles that simply draw the eye downwards. He’s not showing off his cock here, but rest assured, it’s quite an eyeful.

You can see all of Seth’s artistic nude photos at For The Girls.

Lets Play Doctor

Vicky — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 04:23:35 +0000

There is something oh so naughty about playing Doctor and Nurse. Take this naughty little nurse in her cute outfit, and this hunky doctor checking to make sure everything is ok. Yea, I’d like him to check out a few things on me. I love doctor fantasies, always have. Something about those stirrups just look like it would be the perfect position for a guy to really get in deep. My site Fantasy Worlds For Women, you can live out like fantasies like playing doctor. Mmmmm, come explore all those naughty little fantasies today!

Up On The Roof This couple likes to make love

Vicky — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:55:57 +0000

This couple can’t stop kissing in this set of pics from my site Steamy Erotica For Her. They end up making passionate love on what looks like the roof of a building. How decadent! Could the neighbors see if they looked out the window? And how hot was it out, because you’d be smoking hot up there on a day like today, lol.

But I think these pics are really great, because you can tell the couple really care for each other with their kisses. A lot of pics the couple do those open mouth kinda french kisses. Not these two, they kiss passionately. *Sigh* I love a man who knows how to kiss!

See all the hot pics from this set, plus all our other great porn for women at Steamy Erotica For Her!

The Look Of Orgasmic Delight

Vicky — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 22:53:05 +0000

This picture definitely is the look of orgasmic delight! Just look at her face as her boyfriend buries his tongue deep inside and licking for all he is worth!

Cunnilingus is definitely one of my favorite things to have done to me. I like it better than intercourse actually. A man who knows how to use is tongue, lips, and fingers all at once to stimulate me to orgasm is worth his weight in gold. And my husband of almost 10 years is DEFINITELY one of those.

If you savor cunnilingus also, then you need to visit my site devoted to women who love to have their men go down, Cunnilingus Erotica. I have over 1,000 pics of women getting well and truly licked, plus foreplay and some afterglow pics too. Mmmmm. Isn’t it time YOU got licked?

When will those bubbles dissapear?

Vicky — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:50:40 +0000

Mmmmm, now I don’t care much for smoking, but I think I’d put up with it long enough to wait for those bubbles to disappear, and see what type of package Mark is packing! I love men all wet, soapy, bubbly and oh so very sexy. One of the reasons my favorite site I’ve built is Sexy Wet Men. There I can indulge my favorite fantasy…seeing guys get all wet and sexy. Like Mark. He says the bubbles will be gone in just a few minutes…I can’t wait.