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Couple making love in the kitchen

Vicky — Sun, 30 May 2010 01:25:01 +0000

I love these pics, artfully shot, and the couple really look like they are getting into each other. Kitchen and dining room, its not just for meals anymore. Its for cunnilingus, licking, kisses, and good old fashioned sex! Check out the free gallery by clicking here.

What’s Cooking?

Vicky — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:25:01 +0000

There is nothing like a bit of saucy kitchen action to titillate the taste buds (and more for that matter). Anita and Jay get down and dirty on the kitchen benchtop in this fun and sexy photoshoot.

Check out the full set of Anita and Jay’s kitchen capers at For The Girls.

Steamy sex in a bed

Vicky — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 17:56:21 +0000

Sometimes, the best way to have sex is in a bed..not on the floor, kitchen counter top, or against a wall. I love the pic below of Sarah, she looks so naughty as she unzips her boyfriends fly to get to his cock. Check out the pics of this couple as they make love on the bed I posted up today.

Kitchen Kapers

Vicky — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 02:50:01 +0000

It’s getting extremely hot in the kitchen, and it has nothing to do with Paul’s cooking skills (or lack of them). Hunky Paul is quickly distracted from his dish washing duties when he is overcome by a sudden desire to take off his clothes and masturbate on the kitchen floor. The dishes remain unwashed, but who cares when we get to watch this hottie pleasure himself.

Check out Paul’s skills in the kitchen atFor The Girls. Hot guys going solo!

Naked Chef

Vicky — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:35:00 +0000

With his rugged good looks, pumped up muscles and tattooed body, the last place we expected to see Bruno was in the kitchen. Mind you, it doesn’t look lik ehe was doing a lot of cooking, but there was certainly some heat generated by his presence.

To see what Bruno gets up to in the kitchen, check out For The Girls. Muscle hunks and hot hot centrefolds.

Lets see sex or dinner? I choose sex!

Vicky — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 22:31:28 +0000

Listed up a free site today of this horny couple who are trying to decide what to have for dinner, when Chad decides he wants Vicky served up a la carte on the kitchen table! Check it out, I think I’ll try to get my husband to go for some kitchen sex tonight too.

Kitchen kisssing, licking and loving

Vicky — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:23:10 +0000

Vince and Sherry are hanging out in the kitchen, when Vince starts rubbing up against Sherry and tried to get her “in the mood”. What follows is a hot kissing, licking, and loving on the kitchen countertop. Check out the pics here.

Tile lesson at Home Depot

Vicky — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:05:12 +0000

Today we went to Home Depot for a free lesson in tiling, and we lucked out…no one else showed up for the class. Our instructor was a man who had tiled for a living for about 40 years, and spent two hours teaching us a lot of the tricks of the trade. We both feel pretty confident that we could tile the back splash in the kitchen now with the info we got.

Now we just have to sell some more porn in order to pay for it. So if you haven’t checked it out yet, make sure you visit For The Girls. If you are going to pay, it is the #1 site I recommend for women.

Happy Thanksgiving

Vicky — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 00:35:46 +0000

Today we finished up on our kitchen shelf corner and shelf project, which lead to cleaning the entire house. Not a traditional Thanksgiving, but since my hubby and I don’t have family in town, we tend to spend our Thanksgiving alone.

While I was cleaning, I just said a lot of thanks. Thanks that I have a house to live in. Good food. A job I love. A good man. There are so many people in this country today that don’t have a home due to foreclosures. That don’t have a job due to plant shut downs. Or enough food. I am grateful for what I have.

Today is a day of thanks, and I hope that your life too is blessed with many things that have you saying Thanks.

Finished shelves and our new pantry.

No work done in the kitchen today

Vicky — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:01:48 +0000

We spent so much time at Home Depot and WalMart, over 4 hours total, that by the time we got home it was too late to start on the project. We have to paint the shelves outside in the sun so they will dry fast, and the sun was starting to set.

This is what happens when you live in a small town and the social center is WalMart, and now Home Depot too. We always run into people we know and chat. We can never just run in and out of a store anymore….it always involves stopping to talk.

When we got to WalMart, I looked at my watch and told Jim, lets try to run in and out. Well, we ran into an old friend, had to wait for paint to be mixed, and the lines were kinda long. But the time we got back out, it was an hour almost exactly, and all we bought were two cans of mixed paint, lol.

Tomorrow we have to get all the shelves painted, as they are calling for rain starting Tues night. And I’m also getting kinda tired of my kitchen looking like a bomb went off with stuff everywhere.

Day two of the painting project.

Vicky — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:04:16 +0000

Today we got the edges airbrushed around the doors and wall, and then splattered everything to give it an aged, early American look. Below are some pics from this step.

Me airbrushing. My first time, and it was a challenge to get the paint where I wanted it to go.

My husband is a much better airbrusher, he has done this alot.

After airbrushing the edges, but before the splattering

closeup of splatter effect. We did the walls and the doors like this.

Day one of painting the kitchen

Vicky — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:58:58 +0000

My husband and I decided to finally paint the kitchen. have faux finish paint techniques on every other room of the house but the kitchen and the laundry room. The kitchen is a big challenge, because we have a 15′ high wall on one side, due to a, well, box the owner put on the roof. Hard to explain. Looks really weird from outside, but inside it makes for a really cool kitchen.

Before painting, plain white walls. yucch.

We decided to try and paint the wall to look patina ed copper, so we bought a quart of copper, some green that looks like the “antique green” color. Took a textured roller and rolled on the green, so that it showed white patterns behind the green. Then I tried sponging in some copper, and it looked horrible. Not to mention the green dried a LOT darker than we thought it would be.

So back to Home Depot, and bought some mint green paint. Came back and used a different sponge texture roller and rolled the mint green over the darker green. It is now looking like early american wood on the walls, and looking kinda cool.

We decided instead of going for the patina look on the walls, we’d do it on the inset door panels. My hubby is going to airbrush a darker green around the edges today, for depth, then we will mask off the squares in the doors and paint them with the copper, then sponge on the antiquing to make it look like old copper. Then he will airbrush on “rivets”. I think when we are done, it will look really cool. If it does, we are going to do our kitchen cabinets the same way.

after first two colors. Bu is posing.

Will patina these door panels

This adds new fun to fixing the plumbing…

Vicky — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:29:09 +0000

Helen’s husband Brad is having to do a little plumbing work, but when Helen squats down with him to get into a lower cupboard, he notices that she isn’t wearing any panties. Plumbing repairs are forgotten, and what follows is some hot kitchen sex instead!

See the rest of the pics, plus all our great porn for women at Steamy Erotica For Her.

Lots of Body Butter

Vicky — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:48:57 +0000

My kitchen tonight was turned into a body butter factory. In addition to being a hip slick and cool female pornographer, I also make home made soaps and body butter. In a few weeks, I’m attending a convention and vending my products, so I had to get some ready. So I mixed up 8 lbs of my all natural whipped shea butter. Mmmm, I love this stuff. It feels so soft on your skin, and really helps in this dry climate. Life isn’t all porn, don’t cha know.

Belly Licks

Vicky — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:05:01 +0000

A lick on the belly is a guaranteed wriggle-inducer. Max knows this well and so delights in applying his hot tongue to Karry’s belly. After that he licks her nipples and moves lower… This young couple can’t get enough of each other on the kitchen table and their lovemaking is both tender and lusty.

See all the erotic hardcore photos at For The Girls.