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Pilot and Stewardess sneak away for sex

Vicky — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 20:22:32 +0000

When Brad calls Anna into an empty office to talk to her, she is excited. She has had the hots for this hunky pilot for awhile. First he opens his briefcase and shows her his vibrator, getting her wet and ready for him. Then he goes down on her, then finally gives her some stiff pilot cock. What a way to fly! Check out the free pictures by clicking here.

Looking for some classic porn?

Vicky — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:10:55 +0000

One thing I have to say about porn when I remember first watching it (back in the early 80s) it seemed like there was more of a plot, and the gals looked more natural. You didn’t see a bunch of shaved beavers or huge fake tits either, lol.

I came across a site today that allows you to download all the classic porn movies you want. Sweet! I recently made up a gallery from a movie I found inside called Pandora’s Mirror.

Here, a modern woman steps into the past, apparently to the french revolution it looks like from the uniforms, and ends up with three horny frenchmen in a barn who take turns ravishing her. The scene was a bit dark (as in unlit) but I love the costumes they are all wearing. And she gets in a lot more fantasy scenarios as she travels in and out of different periods, using the mirror. You can see some sample movie clips from that movie by clicking here.

I love fantasy type movies like that, and it looks like they have quite a few of them, along with all the favorites like Aunt Peg, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, and so many more.

And they have a LOT of choices for viewing the movies. You can watch them streaming on the site. You can download everything from DVD quality to low quality wmvs. You can also download clips for ipod and Macintosh. And the really cool part is building your own. They have scenes laid out by thumbs, and you can pick and choose to only download certain ones.

Top it all off that they keep adding more DVDs almost daily, and this is a great find. Check it out!

Chicks With Swords

Vicky — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:04:18 +0000

One of my all time favorite commercials is ask.com’s chicks with swords and one man’s muscial about instant getification.

When I posted up this gallery today, the picture at the beginning of it had me signing that crazy song “I got what I was looking for” from the commercial. Ok, I admit it. Chicks (and, well guys too) with swords in armour are hot. There is just something about fantasy costumes and sex that rocks my world.

So If you are looking for chicks with swords (and men with swords and witches, worlocks, evil trolls and elves) then check out Whore Lore and get instant getification too.