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The Geography of Women and Men

January 16th, 2009by Vicky · No Comments

The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
Has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages …
Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
The Geography of a
Between 1 and 70, a is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

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Outdoor Dalliance

January 2nd, 2009by Vicky · No Comments


Crystal and Alan are either sharing in a private joke, or he has found her ticklish spot as they indulge in some sexy daytime fun…Crystal can’t wipe the smile off her face

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Saw The Dark Knight, wow what a GREAT movie!

August 7th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My husband and I haven’t been to a theatre in about a year to see a , comes from it being 120 mile+ round trip to visit one.  So on Wed, we decided to spend the night at the Fiesta Henderson casino which happens to have a theatre, and take in a few moves.

First we watched the new Mummy .  It was ok, but not as good as the original.  But Dark Knight, wow was that ever good!  I feel Heath Ledger should win an oscar for his role as the Joker.  He played a psychopath better than any other person I’ve ever seen. His performance way out shined everyone else, although the rest of the cast did well too.  The action was intense, and almost non-stop throughout the , with some great twists that kept you guessing as what would happen next.

If you like action movies that are pretty dark, then you will love Dark Knight.   Here is my favorite desktop image I found on the web, enjoy.

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Be careful what you wish for

June 22nd, 2008by Vicky · 1 Comment

Another joke from my sister that teaches, be careful what you wish for. ;)

The Wedding Fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary, in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling, husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than I.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish, so the fairy waved her magic wand and poof…the husband became 92 years old!
The moral of this story: who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

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How Old Do You Think I am?

June 4th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My sister sent this in the mail to me, made me laugh, hope it does you too. ;)

A woman decides to have a for her 50 birthday. She
spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On
her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.
Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind
my asking, but how old do you think I am?’ ‘About 32,’ is
the reply.’ ..’Nope! I’m exactly 50′, the woman says
happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and
asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl
replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’…..The woman replies with a
big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops in
a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to
the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning
question. The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’ ….Again she
proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old
waiting next to her the same question. He replies,
‘Lady, I’m 78 years old and my eyesight is going.
Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell
how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires
you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only
then, can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’ They wait in
silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best
of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’

He slips both of his hand under her blouse and begins to feel
around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each
breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her
breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay….How old
am I?’ He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes
his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’ Stunned and amazed,
the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’
The old says, ‘Promise you won’t get mad?’

‘I promise I won’t’ she says. …….

‘I was standing behind you at McDonald’s.’

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Living Will

June 1st, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

My sister sent me this, and I found it funny as hell. Isn’t this so very typical?

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,
“I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of
life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my .

She’s such a bitch.

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Why Men Should Buy Hats

May 5th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “Snowbirds” in Arizona.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some
on sale at WalMart, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.

He saunters into the house and says to his wife,
“Notice anything Different about me?”

Bessie looks him over and says, “Nope.”

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room, completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asks, a little louder this time,
“Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?”

Bessie looks up and says,
“Ray, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down
yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Ray yells,
“AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE ?
IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!”

To which Bessie replies,
“Shoulda bought a , Ray. Shoulda bought a .”

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