The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,
Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe,
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain,
Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece,
Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
With a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel,
Has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice; Takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
Self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet,
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages …
Only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
The Geography of a Man
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
The Geography of Women and Men
January 16th, 2009by Vicky · No Comments
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