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Entries from May 2008

Biggest. Dick. Ever.

May 30th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Well, dangnammit, girls, is that a huge dick or what?

As you can see, Max here is packing an anaconda in his pants, and you should see it when it’s really hard! We could also mention that Max has a brilliant smile but I don’t think anyone would pay much attention.

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Real Pleasure

May 29th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

I like this photo because both partners are lost in real pleasure. Gorgeous Bobby is lost in the moment, something you don’t see often in porn. This photo set is nice as it includes a lovely seduction with champagne at the start followed by some intimate and very steamy sex.

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Hunky Muscle Man Scott

May 28th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

I love that smile Scott has on his face, and that dick…just the thumb against the thick head where you can’t see the rest of it. This is one of my favorite pics of this lawer.

Scott is just one of the hunky guys you will find in my site Sexy Muscle Men Twice a month I add more muscular hunks to drool over. Mmmmm, visit today, Scott is waiting.

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Did you drive on Memorial Day?

May 27th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Cleo, a friend of mine in the industry, posted up this article on a webmaster board showing that:

Compared with March a year earlier, Americans drove an estimated 4.3 percent less — that’s 11 billion fewer miles, the DOT’s Federal Highway Administration said Monday, calling it “the sharpest yearly drop for any month in FHWA history.” Records have been kept since 1942.

According to AAA, for the first time since 2002, Americans said they were planning to drive less over the Memorial Day weekend than they did the year before.

Personally, I didn’t even make it out of my yard Saturday and Sunday. I was too busy working on creating this blog, a blog on another site, and my regular work. (I work 7 days a week, what the heck is a holiday, anyways?). I thought back yesterday to previous Memorial Days, to the trips I went on picnics in the park, and realized I’ve become a hermit. The furthest I went was to my greenhouse to plant some more tomatoes in my garden.

My sister though, she is on her way to South Carolina to see a graduation of her step daughter from boot camp. When she called me this morning, she said that she had already spent $200 in gas to get from Michigan to North Carolina where they spent the night. No wonder no one is driving! Can you imagine if they had drove a Motor Home, or something that got worse mileage? It would have cost them $500 so far, and they are not even to their destination, let alone the gas for the return trip.

We are a sad country if we cannot get energy independant enough to not rely on oil. Ok this is a rant of mine. After watching how Brazil has been using ethanol and has been energy independant for YEARS, it makes me mad that we can’t as a country do this. When one of the top people from GM was interviewed about producing flex fuel cars, he said

we are ready for production. We have been producing them for Brazil for years. The problem in the US is there are only ethanol pumps in about 1% of the gas stations. The oil industries don’t want to allow ethanol pumps in the gas stations, and it has been a struggle to do that.

Of course not, why would they with record oil profits in the billions? Which all leads back to the average citizen can’t afford to drive on a holiday this year.

All I can say is, I am glad I work out of my home on the internet. I’m in a very small town 120 mile round trip from the nearest Costco or movie theatre. And about 1,000 other things, but I can tap into the world from my desk chair. My brother now works from home too and telecommutes. I’m sure more people will be doing so and spending quality times in their backyards this summer instead of traveling the US as in the past.

Enough of a rant! Have a good one all, I guess that got me wound up, lol. Have a good one all, stay home, and look at porn for women. Its what I plan on doing. ;)

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Is there such as thing as Porn for Women?

May 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

I ran across this article in Google yesterday, its an old article, but Rachel Kramer asks is there such a thing as porn for women.

A new, 98 page book simply titled Porn for Women from Chronicle Books is causing a stir with its racy images . . . but not in the way you might think. Instead of full frontal nudity, the book mockingly features men (sometimes topless) doing household chores ranging from vacuuming to dusting to cleaning the stove, all with a smile on their faces. These hunky men say things like, “Well, I can’t offer you any solutions, but I am a good listener” and “Is that the baby? I’ll get her” and “Have another piece of cake. I don’t like you looking so thin.” All of women’s aggravations and insecurities are seemingly offered by perfect, successful men (complete with bios describing hobbies such as “Big Brother volunteer” and “giving massages.”

Unfortunately, the article was closed to comments, and I wanted to say, is there porn for women? You BET there is! And believe me, I don’t masturbate to guys doing housework either. Geeze what was she smoking when she created that book? Now if the guy was washing the car, getting all soapy and had a see-through t-shirt with washboard abs, ok, I’ll take that. I admit, that kind of stuff turns me on.

But I get off on kisses, licks. Touches and sighs. And pounding hardcore and sweet afterglow. Guess good old Rachel never looked at sites like For The Girls or Steamy Erotica For Her or any of a dozen sites I have on the front of Got Porn For Women.

Well, she asks the question, and all I can say is YES, the answer is YES.

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She’s On Top

May 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

On top. It’s such a great position for women – you’re in control and you can get off so very easily. Anita here knows this, which is why she’s happily straddling Steve and fucking him hard on that pristine white couch.

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Skinny Hunk

May 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

Lovely French hunk Alain has an adorable baby face and a skinny yet hot body that has us all a-quiver. He strips off in an alleyway to reveal his wonderful uncut cock.

We love the thin guys just as much as the beefcake at !

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Cunnilingus On The Couch

May 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

This is a still from one of the gorgeous hardcore couples videos at For The Girls. Linda distracts Bobby from reading his magazine… so naturally they fuck. Our hero is certainly talented with his tongue, as you can see.

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Erotic Vignettes

May 26th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

This is a scene from the DVD A European Collection of Erotic Vignettes 1
Which has a nice collection of erotic porn I think you’ll like. Click on the clip and check it out, then double click on it to see more clips from this hot movie.

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I’m finally on WordPress!

May 25th, 2008by Vicky · No Comments

For anyone who has read my blog before, it now is in a different location, and looks…well…like a REAL blog. My old blog was written with a sofware platform called pm machine. It was a program that had a forum board that happened to have a blog-like module in it, and I used that module for blogging.

Problem was, you couldn’t get any kind of seo style urls, tagging was not possible. Plus you couldn’t get all the nifty plug-ins that WordPress offers.

So when my husband said he wanted to start his own blog, and I’m the scripter, I realized I had to learn WordPress.

I have no idea why I was so intimidated by it! It was sooo easy to install. (they are not kidding on the 5 minute install). And I had it up and running with some posts and my theme in a few hours.

Then I tried to import my old blog, and it really messed up the code big time. *sigh* I finally now have all the posts it imported corrected, but it left off about, oh 2 years of posts that I’ll have to eventually try to import.

But I’m glad my hubby kinda forced me to do it. I’m really happy with the results.

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